Operation: Little Black Dress is a go

Highlights from the Mission:

1. The thermostat in Macy's Women's Wear Deptarment has been set to "Penguin."

2. Successfully resisted tempation to chuck it all and just go to Borders.

3. Found LBDs at Filene's Basement. Unfortunately, I need a dress that features sleeves, a back, and a slightly less plunging neckline.

I'm doomed.