And the baker makes fresh pigeon pie for the holiday feast.
I'm a squab!And those delicious looking chocolate cookies may actually be fried pigs feet in disguise.
Why, these aren't cookies at all!Where the Pipe and Fife band is adorable,
And the Royal Governor doesn't realize that it's waaaay too cold to revolt. He yelled at us for doing it anyway though. Virginians! Virginians! To Arms!!
Don't take after those crazy Bostonians, you hear?!
