The thrilling conclusion

At the sight of the hot, sexy, single, Maori warrior SS turned into a big gooey puddle of pudding. Not literally mind you, mentally. Her eyes glazed over into happy oblivion. She lost all power of speech and a small trickle of drool oozed out of the corner of her mouth. Janelle walked over and waved a hand up and down in front of SS's face.
"Yes I thought that might do it. Take her away and lock her up. Then I want this scrap heap in DC, and I want it there yesterday."
She turned to the HSSMW, "I want you to stay in her direct line of sight at all times understood?" Then she turned back to SS, "By the way... I love the outfit."
The words bounced around SS like so many jumping beans. In her head, she and the honey had a small house deep in New Zealand, and a little herd of sheep, and some pumpkins. Just then:

A) A blast rocks the ship
B) SS remembers that she doesn’t like sheep
C) The HSSMW comes out of the closet
D) SS breaks a stiletto heel




well as much as I'd love to see SS hook up with her Maui warrior, I'm gonna have to pick C
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The HSSMW turned to Janelle, put one hand on his hip while the other flapped down “Lithen girlfriend, I am not going down to the prithon levelth until they do thomething about that thmell, hmmm kay?”
Good night he was flaming!! SS jolted out of her reverie, dreams shattered and crashing down about her in little sparkling bits.
“NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! But I’m the star!! No!!”
SS began to glow red as her battle aura grew, fueled by frustrated rage.
“Aw crap” Groaned the DFL.
Does SS:

A) Generally lay waste in a grand Kung Fu action sequence
B) Direct a focused attack at the HSSMW
C) Direct a focused attack at the Dictator for Life
D) Contemplate the vast mysterious hidden in her own navel



definitely A


With a mighty battle cry, SS started laying into the bad guys. Henchmen flew, furniture busted, machines exploded, and through it all danced DFL. “What are you doing? No, not allowed! What?! Who dares!! No! Not my new home theater!! That’s it!! I want her off my ship before she ruins the upholstery!!"
So they flew low over Holmes Lake and two burly Wookies gave SS the heave ho. DFL flew away to redecorate, ending the story in a draw. Until next time...
YEAH!!!!
Everybody clap.