Friday, October 06, 2006

Rockstar!

There's a site with an Alanis Morrisette lyrics generator. It's loads of fun.
Now you can be a songwriter too!

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics

Here is my ode... To Sushi.

"Why"

Dead Fish, Cold Chewy Bits, Sticky Rice
Why God, Why?
Cold Chewy Bits, Nasal Frying Wasabi, Sushi
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green horror?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Slippery Chopsticks, Dead Fish, Sad Rolley Fish Eyes
Why God, Why?
Sushi, Sad Rolley Fish Eyes, Sticky Rice
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green disaster that is my life?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this Dark Green misery?
Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of Sushi
Like a Kipling character, I'm wordy and alone
Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?
Why God, Why?


To be perfectly honest, this pretty much sums up how I feel about sushi.a

3 comments:

W.W. said...

I think someone is having a little post tratactic systoms. You may want to see someone about that.

corbeau said...

Do I ever? You seem to be confusing me with a subtle person.

W.W. said...

That would be me.