From The Onion.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
After years of wandering purposefully through life, a chance encounter this April will at last restore your faith in mere coincidences.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
This year will mark the 30th anniversary of Star Wars, so there's really little point in speculating what it will hold for you.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
Marriage will feature prominently in your life during the first half of 2007, while hope and an opportune flight of stairs will feature prominently in your life during the second half.
So marriage in the future for WW and BSA. You go girls!!
The Best of the Rest:
Libra September 23 - October 23
Learn to focus on the positives this year, instead of just dwelling on January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, November, and December.
Cancer June 22 - July 22
2007 might finally be the year when you take your life into your own hands and begin doing something proactive about your future. Keep checking back here to see if that's indeed the case.
Aries March 21 - April 19
You will be reunited with a long-lost love as soon as the last of the snow melts away in March.
And my personal favorite:
Pisces February 19 - March 20
The New Year will start out with a bang for you. Unfortunately, it will also end with a bang for you.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
I was hoping that you would post these today. They are hilarious. I think I have the dreded doomed stairs although at my apartment they are all new. BSA can have the marriage part. That would make her mother so happy. Welcome to my world BSA!!!!
So what does April hold for you. Poor DFL!!!
April? Hmmm, my guess is I wander across a random Sonic and can finally satisfy that coconut cream pie shake craving.
Yuck why would you want to eat hair anyway.
Is this part of your whole "coconut is covered in baby spiders" anti-coconut propaganda?
I am not the one that hates baby spiders that would be you. However I do hate eating hair because your stomach can not digest it.
Post a Comment