Thursday, December 07, 2006

Plot-O-Matic the Third

DFL: A Fashion-ista's Revenge
an original screenplay concept
by The Author

Political thriller: An Jedi warrior teams up with a well-built female cyborg to find the true meaning of love. In the process they play Russian roulette with four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they beat up 47 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their world, living happily ever after.

Think Waterworld meets Cleopatra.

In my defense, Emperor Palpatine was a Dictator AND a Jedi Warrior, so I think it works here.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

these plots are definitely....new and out there =P. what about new FBI recruit is kidnapped into another dimension...and given a blue sword and gold horse which can be problematic as she has a terrible allergy to horses. =P

W.W. said...

Or better yet. New hire takes over.

corbeau said...

For that to happen the new hire has to get hired first.

Anonymous said...

ok ok ok ok. so POTENTIAL new FBI recruit is kidnapped by democrats into a new dimension but are thwarted by rogue bandits who empower PNFR with a blue sword and gold horse ....AND special herbs which help antihistimines.