Richelle spread her arms for balance, went up on her toes and began to spin in a tight pirouette. Faster and faster she spun, until she was but a blur to the human eye, and when she finally slowed down, she stood before the stunned populace clad in:
A) Patriotic leotard and high heeled boots, what else?
B) A black leather and chain outfit that violates 15 laws just by existing
C) A manly kilt
D) The full dress uniform of the British Beefeaters.
oh it has to be B please, Richelle in black leather? love it
There was a gasp from the watching crowd as Richelle emerged. Glossy, high-heeled, knee-high boots hugged her legs. A black leather, well leotard for lack of a better word, hugged her like a second skin. It accentuated her every curve while, when combined with the metal bra, managing to cover just enough to keep things PG-13. The outfit was completed with the small whip in a side holster for a combined look straight out of Helga's House of Pain and Pleasure.
Richelle looked down at herself, blushed a bright shade of chartreuse, and murmured something like "gonna kill them" before rallying to the duties at hand. After all, evil would not wait for a costume change. Richelle boldly strutted (in that kind of outfit all you can do is strut) to the middle of the street and offered her challenge.
"Stop these shenanigans you miscreants! I am. . .”
A) Wonder Woman!
B) Dark Mistress!
C) Really Serious!
D) Schweet Schnookums!
D.) Sweet Schookums
and I totally think you should be CCing Richelle on all this
Are you kidding? I was thinking about printing it and letting her read it while both of us are there, giving her multiple targets.
Ahem….
Richelle posed dramatically in the street, the wind ruffling her golden locks as she boomed out her challenge.
“I am Schweet Schnookums! And today your evil ends!!"
However the aliens ignored her, continuing to blow things away willy-nilly. SS scowled, pulled out her whip, and with a flick of her wrist wrapped it around one of the outlying structural supports of the alien craft. As SS soared through the air she pulled herself up the whip, hand over hand until she reached the spaceship. But how to get inside? SS
A) Knocks politely with her stiletto heel
B) Whips out a blow torch
C) Melts it by shooting lasers out of her eyes with her “President Glare"
D) Rings the doorbell and yells out "Avon calling!"
C.) melts it with her eyes
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I don't know I think I would've chosen "Avon calling!" it gives it a cetain "je'ne sai quoix."
I would have gone with the Stiletto heel. We all know how much she loves to use her power for good. Besides her knocking politely would be the door crashing down honestly.
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