A Story About Smells

Today, in Krav, we learned a new clinch where you keep your opponent's head pressed into your shoulder.

Students of anatomy will realize that, if you are playing the part of the attacker, this means that your face will be awfully close to what the French call "L'eau du Pitte"

So the astute Krav student *cough*ninja*cough* will position herself strategically among the more sweeter smelling.