Here are our Onion Horoscopes.
Things will be especially treacherous this week, so everyone be careful.
Taurus April 20 - May 20
You will be betrayed this week, time and time again, by your own ch'i.
Scorpio October 24 - November 21
As a beta tester for the latest version of QuarkXPress, you have seen some things the rest of the page-layout-designing world should never have to.
Capricorn December 22 - January 19
A sluggish Red Cross blood drive combined with a fatal stab wound delivered to your chest just blocks from the main blood-donor clinic, will result in the worst medical attention you've ever received.
My personal favorite of the week:
Libra September 23 - October 23
Disappointment will be yours this week when what you first believe to be the play's curtain call turns out to be just Act 1, Scene 2.
And just for BSA:
Leo July 23 - August 22
With the help of a Native American tracker and a reasonably fresh trail, you will hunt down just where in Michigan those elegant, pointed-toe heels are sold.
6 comments:
I can see BSA doing that for some odd reason.
Me too! The girl is dedicated when it comes to shoes.
HEY LADIES- IT'S TOTALLY JUSTIFIED! GOOD SHOES ARE HARD TO FIND- AS ARE GOOD HATS- I'M GONNA HAFTA GET ME ONE OF THOSE!
See!! The poem was about BSA!!
I just couldn't find a rhyme for shoes. 8)
Pooh's? Blues? Snooze??
Yes, but can she do a great cokney acsent at the drop of a hat, sort of speaking. By the way if the poem is about BSA, then who are the two guys in her life?
I don't know. She smuggles them in through the back door when no one is looking. She's sneaky like that.
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