Friday, April 06, 2007

Breaking News Alert!

Apparently, the latest freeze in Nebraska has driven our favorite Amazon, Wonder Woman, completly mad.

She now thinks she's a Spartan.



We have to get this girl to an island!
Preferrably one really,really South from here!
An island known for its vast pumpkin production!!
Do it for the puppy!! That cute, cute stuffed puppy!

3 comments:

W.W. said...

I would never flip out like this. Hello Amazon values here. Besides what is 300 compared to the powers of the Amazon way.

corbeau said...

Amazon, Spartan, they're both Greek warrior cultures. It's practically the same thing.

W.W. said...

Not quite. Hercules raped WW mother and made a promise with the Gods, hence the reason why they have been held secret for so many years. The Spartans just were riped out.