Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Dr. Eldritch's Helpful Halloween Hint

I'm not sure why I find this so funny, but it had me cracking up this morning. Perhaps it's all the cleaning chemicals I've been exposed to recently.


Dr. Eldritch's Tip of The Week:

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This Tip of the Week is brought to you by Draekkar the Slaughterer, a 2,304-year-old Warrior-King, and the woman who channels him, Mrs. Edith Mims, of Dorking, Surrey, England: Crush the skulls of all who walk on the Night of Death, lest they be evil lich risen to feed upon your flesh! Wrap a paper tissue around your candy and secure it with an elastic band, add eyes with a felt pen, and it makes a "ghostly" Halloween treat the neighbor children will love!

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