Heroes Recap

No Heroes. No NO NO!!

You do NOT get to make Mohinder, Monhinder of the salmon shirts and pretty orange scarves, you do not get to make THAT Mohinder into freaking Wolverine.

So now that that's out of the way, here's my recap:

Claire stars in her own horror movie. Why does everyone think that one stab/strike is enough to take Sylar down? Why not just keep hitting him while he's down?

Speaking of Sylar: He's freaking invincible now. Just FREAKING great.

A lot of people who were supposed to be dead are alive.

Nate is alive and born again.

Evil Future Peter is alive and running around messing things up, including turning Present Peter into a thug.

HA HA!! Boring psychic cup is dumped in the African desert.

We have ANOTHER future painter?

Ma Petrelli can see the future!! In dreams..... She's also taken over the company, which means they might actually be effective.

Veronica Mars fries Sylar, and gets downsized. She also joins the wicked face scar club.

A whole bunch of villains have been loosed, including Magneto, Banshee, and the Scarecrow, but with different names. HRG will get them though.

Lets see, who am I forgetting? Oh yeah!

Hiro is a freaking moron. I guess it's necessary for the release of the season's macguffin but COME ON..

I like Speedy Thief though.

So is Jessica/Nicky dead or what? Who is this Tricia political chick with her terrifingly plank like teeth and super ice powers?

WHOA!! A Sylar/Ma Petrelli team up? That's just too terrifying to even imagine.