Morbidly Awesome

Now that I've become all too familiar with the process of decomposition, I have decided that cremation is the way to go. And since I refuse to give up the deadly processed pork products that even now are crippling my colon, you can imagine my excitement at this awesome Star Trek funeral urn.



By all means, stick my ashes in that baby.

But you know, the casket from the Wrath of Kahn might make me change my mind:



Decisions, decisions.